In a galaxy far, far, away in the heart of Wrigleyville. The forces of light and dark will duel, one on one, for the ultimate control of the galaxy. However, there will be no lightsabers in this duel. The control of the stars will come down to an old fashion Jedi vs. Sith debate. They both will be given questions to debate in front of YOU, The Galactic Court, and must win your approval for midichlorians. Come in, pick a side, bring your family and, don't hesitate to dress up.
However, if your really leaning towards the Darkside, there will be a second show immediately after the family show. The Galactic Court: After Dark. Step out, leave the younglings home, have a drink, and welcome yourself to the darkside.